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[–] Laserchalk 0 points 127 points (+127|-0) ago 

Is it retarded?

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

Yes. It must be retarded.

How do people write like that? People don't even talk like that.

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[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

it's not a person anymore. it traded its humanity for fat

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[–] Llibby 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Holy shit thank you! I thought I was having a stroke.

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[–] 0x5f3759df 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The writing style seems to indicate that, yes.

Edit: intruding letter evicted

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[–] fsck 4 points 4 points (+8|-4) ago  (edited ago)

Who's tom?

Edit: now this comment is irrelevant.

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[–] CatfishHunter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It must've eaten all the punctuation

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[–] fryabeetus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Special Olympics of NH is great because I am a athlete and a Global messenger and the everybody's is very nice and we want everybody's to join special Olympics because it's a good cause and they help people with intellectual disabilities and that is very good and not everyone who has intellectual disability or some form disability they can still join special Olympics and they are also looking for volunteers so anybody's can join and like I said I have been doing special Olympics for 34 years and I still doing it I like special Olympics because I made friends and meet new people and I love sports and I like what I am doing so if anybody's who see this please join special Olympics of nh we take anybody's with or without into intellectual disabilities nobody's is different everybody's is the same we breathe the same air so please support Special Olympics of New Hampshire thank you A-train- Jason kimball thanks for your time"

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[–] Dacoon63 0 points 53 points (+53|-0) ago 

Fatass sounds inbred as fuck.

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[–] theunrighteous 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Don't say that around it's Mother-sister!

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And definitely not around its uncle-daddy!

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[–] l23r 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And I'm assuming he wasn't smart to begin with. I mean, he allowed himself to become beast sized.

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Deserves its own thread and posted all over tumblr

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[–] leweb 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Why am I not surprised?

The question is, are they obese because they're stupid, or are they stupid because they're obese?

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yes.

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[–] JustTruthful 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The funny thing is that it's the effect of fatness, not the cause. I.e. you deliberately make yourself stupid.

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[–] Gauge2244 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Apparently he's too lazy to use punctuation.

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[–] Acidfog 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

i fucking hate that. i read stuff aloud in my mind, using the punctuation that the author gave me and a diatribe like this, completely without any punctuation, is very straining and hard to read.

so i tend not to read it, i am sure whatever he is trying to say doesn't apply to me anyway.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

"Big people to big to booth."

At least, I think that's the point. I left the misspelling there, despite the fact that it was painful to do so.

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[–] Wwanker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Apparently he's too lazy to use written punctuation

They use plenty of commas when they speak.

Even Stevie from Malcolm in the middle doesn't take so many breaks for a single sentence

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[–] Fentiaz 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

That took a lot of effort to read

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[–] inablackbox 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I never use Yelp. Are "useful", "funny", and "cool" really the only ways you can rate a review? Looks like the work of SJW developers to me, lol.

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[–] fuck_reddits_feefees 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

How about some boogers and cum?

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[–] Slyboots 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The people need me!

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[–] TryADiet [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Right? I noticed that when I tried to say the review was unhelpful. What bullshit.

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[–] jdael 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

plus you can get sued if the review is too mean. welcome to feefee-land!

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[–] Kahlo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yelp is a breeding ground for assholes. Admittedly I did the reviewing thing for a while (only 2 bad reviews the whole time) and was a "Yelp Elite" which meant I got invited to private, free events. Everyone there was just... Cringe.

People are downright petty on Yelp. My bodriend's mom owns and operates a store... She received a 1-star review where the only comment was that the owner "looks eccentric." It's still up to this day from what I understand.

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[–] DanishGovernment 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

People get can get fired over one star reviews, heck, even 4 star ones, in some cases. Why should some fatty control that?

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[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If it was my business I'd print it off and put it on the breakroom wall to give the staff a hearty lol.

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[–] WildHamBeastTamer 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

We honestly need a shitlord review site.

We can have a whale watching rating and a whale free rating for each place. With albums for each location as well.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ha! Instead of stars, we could use say, goldfish to indicate mostly thin or whales for mostly fat clientele.

Whoa, honey, this place has a four whale rating. Let's try somewhere else.

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