Archived "A true athletic build here. But I do have a few extra pounds..." (review on Amazon) (archive.is)
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Archived "A true athletic build here. But I do have a few extra pounds..." (review on Amazon) (archive.is)
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
"Athletic, 5'1", " and wearing XL. Two of those are accurate.
[–] Lilina 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
XL means Extra Lardy in this situation.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
5'1" with a 32 inch waist is massive.
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
ah beat me to it
[–] sociallyanxious 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
American eagle 6 is my bloat size, but I'm also 6 inches taller than her, this ham is delusional!
[–] green_man 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Some people consider competitive eaters "athletes", so I guess it checks out...
[–] OpabiniaRegalis [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But aren't most successful competitive eaters skinny? Out of curiosity, I looked it up here, and if you notice, there isn't a ham until #10!
[–] green_man ago
So they can't even be competitive at shoving food in themselves, which is something they actually do on a daily basis.
[–] Dacoon63 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Lmao how the fuck can you write two totally contradicting sentences like that in a row without seeing the stupidity?
[–] kittysaysmeownow 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The XXL should be the first clue...
I'm 3 inches taller and at my fattest (well into an overweight bmi) I had that waist size, and mind you, my waist was small in comparison to the rest of me at that time, so it's actually worse than it sounds.
So she has to have an obese bmi at those measurements. 'Athletic,' lol.