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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

That's a good dad. It's your responsibility as a parent to keep your kids safe and healthy even if they hate you for it.

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[–] meateatercat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

That's what I noticed, blunt and to the point.

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[–] eapoe 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Tough love is still love.

Semi-related: My old man was an Army PT instructor. When I was a kid he made me terrified of being a fat with nothing but a few carefully chosen words and phrases. He made obesity sound like something monstrous; a private, personal monstrosity that ate you alive, that made you so weak and pathetic that eventually you choked on your own blubber. Blob-Tetsuo in the "Akira" anime; thanks to him, that's what obesity was (and is) to me.

I never thought to thank that prince of shitlords until it was too late.

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[–] Chicity25 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I wouldn't be surprised if someone said that exact same thing to the person that had the heart attack.

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[–] 2832587? 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Lose the weight or else.

Nah.

[Dead]

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

"My Dad cares about me and gives me advice with no bullshit or coddling. FML."

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[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What's sad about this though is the ratio of the votes. Most people agree their life sucks instead of saying they deserved it. Yeah, your life really sucks because you have a father who'll tell you how it is with no bullshit to help you have a good life instead of wasting it.

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[–] NerdButNotFat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

i havn't browsed FML in a long time but IIRC the votes are mostly used as "that's funny" and "that's not funny"

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[–] thighgapgoddess 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

heres another one i found on there. a 6 year old shitlording their teacher

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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[–] Hates_Bullshit 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sound advice.

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[–] flclimber 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Another one says:

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

Seems like a good day for shitlording.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There's some local politician (don't know/don't care what their name is) who is a fatass and has some kind of serious skin disease and it made the local news a while back.

One of my fatass coworkers was complaining that her dad is always telling her "you are going to get a skin disease because your fat".

Lel.

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