Posted by: journalistsarelazy
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
I'm not fatty I'm just a little unwell
From selfie angles you can't tell
But soon enough we are going to meet. And I can't see my feet.
[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'm not fatty just have purple hair
I know, right you don't care
But stay a while, and maybe then you'll see - my fupa reeks of pee
[–] Swole_is_life ago
Never really paid attention to the lyrics but holy shit, the 2nd verse is pure tumblrina.
[–] tableflipper ago
I thought of the same original song yesss
[–] bkr45678 ago
Bwhahahahaha.
[–] Presley 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Of course her username says "cakemix"
[–] 2832938? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Nothing says "I like to eat a lot of dessert, with minimal effort" quite like naming yourself fucking cakemix
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh god. That thing was probably on a beach tanning. We are in the same country. That was close.
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well, you do mostly all reside within coastal areas ;)
[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thats a ugly chin
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's uh..
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's just track marks, it's not unwell.
It's just excess tar on the lungs, it's not unwell.
It's just cirrhosis of the liver from all the extra booze, it's not unwell.
[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
lol who knew this could actually be a thing
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Every roll they have would do this too... like a barcode of sunburn
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] ago
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