Posted by: bellylugosi
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[–] totalitarianism 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Ew ew ew why does their hair always look like that? It always looks like it's thinning and their horrible dye job is growing out. It's just so nasty.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Malnutrition will do that to you. Also why their skin looks so awful.
Avoiding nutritious food really takes its toll. Eat your unprocessed veggies, kids.
[–] Convair990 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Holy fucking hell that bitch is huge. Fugggggly
[–] FatIsUgly 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I think we found the hamburgler's secret identity.
[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
See, I never really got that. The Hamburglar was thin and fit, as you have to be in order to be a successful burglar. Grimace was originally fat and evil and stole milkshakes, but eventually became a fat idiot instead. I think he got tired of all the running involved in shake theft.
[–] Thinnerprivilege 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Do you think that the Hamburglar was actually a heroic character after all, attempting to save people from themselves?
[–] Fustilarian 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She's not manspreading, she's just spreading.
[–] obeast_slayer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wow taking up 3 seats with her purse. What a piece of shit.
[–] LittleBittz ago
On me, that purse would be a big purse, but on her it's small.
[–] Elcycs 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I feel like I've seen buses just like that before... Hmmm... Maybe Austin?
[–] BlackBetty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Me too. I'm in San Antonio. Or is that in Houston?
[–] CatNamedJava ago
So all cities use the same bus , patterns and color theme?