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[–] turnonce 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

they're being "tee-hee! Naughty" or "M'lady, made me forget my manners.."

Imagining hams saying that was nauseating. But anyway, if people are verbally shooting them down, why would jumping in uninvited be a good idea? Does that actually work for them? Do people seriously let them in just because they go for it while other activity started?

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[–] FatJavalina 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No. At the strip club, tell a ham no when they cross a line, and they stop for maybe 2 seconds before asking if you can blame them and go back at pawing at you or whatever.

I like sitting back and getting a really friendly smile on my face while quietly saying, "If you touch me again, I'll gladly go snorkeling with your esophagus." They stop immediately. Funny how threatening people with a kind smile works so well, but fucking pathetic it takes that to make a ham pretend to be a human.