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[–] turnonce 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

I don't know anything about swinging etiquette, but shouldn't they like... ask before molesting someone ?

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[–] Lilina 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Fatties have no etiquette or impulse control for that matter.

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[–] Elcycs 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Me either, but I'm guessing if a couple people start screwing on top of you it could be interpreted as an invitation...

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

If a couple of people started screwing on top of me, I'd have bigger problems than wondering whether to join in. Things like "How did these people get in my house?" or "Yeah, she's hot, but I don't know these motherfuckers!"

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[–] Sandow [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Absolutely. But as /u/Lilina says, they have no impulse control. All parties and clubs I've gone to make it very clear that you have to verbally ask permission before touching another person, and that person has to give clear verbal consent. This means that my shitlady gets plenty of opportunities to say "I don't want you touching me" to fatties. Because they get shot down so often, hams try to avoid asking permission because they're being "tee-hee! Naughty" or "M'lady, made me forget my manners.."

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[–] Moonshine_Sonata 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No! They've already stolen curvy, they'll have to pry naughty out of my cold dead hands. Which they'll probably eat.

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[–] turnonce 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

they're being "tee-hee! Naughty" or "M'lady, made me forget my manners.."

Imagining hams saying that was nauseating. But anyway, if people are verbally shooting them down, why would jumping in uninvited be a good idea? Does that actually work for them? Do people seriously let them in just because they go for it while other activity started?

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[–] ClairityDX 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So let me get this straight. Since they repulse everyone they meet, instead of improving themselves, they decide it's easier to molest everyone they find attractive?

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[–] FruityRumpusAsshole 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My thoughts exactly. I'm afraid I would have beaten the shit out of the oreogre. I actually feel very grossed out after reading this.

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[–] turnonce ago 

Oreogre! hahaha that's glorious!