Dear lurking butterhuffers,
Since we clearly disagree on calories-in-calories-out, here's your chance to rub it in our faces one and for all. I am putting up $10,000 of my own money, and it can be yours! Simply maintain a caloric deficit for a month, and if you don't lose weight, the cash is yours.
I am 100% serious. Proof of funds will be provided before the challenge is undertaken, and details regarding calorie restrictions and proof of diet will be worked out.
Tell all your fat friends. Take a fuckton of money from a shitlord. It should be easy, right?
Confirmed fat /u/KarmaWhore has accepted. Also, some other shitlords have kindly pledged to the fund. Will make a more complete update this evening since I can't access voat from work and my network sucks.
/u/antiplebbitor added 10 BTC to the pot
/u/lawyersplaydota and /u/interflop potentially adding to pot
/u/karmawhore confirmed fatty at 285 lbs and 5'8"
/u/karmawhore confirmed idiot, claims I'm changing terms even though it clearly states that details of calorie restriction will be determined after discussion.