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[–] Syphrosyne 1 points 146 points (+147|-1) ago 

One problem with your plan: Fatties are pathological liars. You can't take them at their word. You need the to admit themselves to a clinic where they'll be controlled, monitored 24/7, and weighed accurately.

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[–] shitonfatpeople [S] 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

Yes, proof of diet will be the difficult part of this. I think though that we should be able to come up with something; a fat may even be willing to go to some sort of clinic for $10,000.

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[–] ObeseRedditAdmin 0 points 70 points (+70|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hell, fuck that.

I will fucking pay for an obeast to be admitted into a hospital to be monitored and on a controlled diet 24/7.

If they can't lose weight on a deficit, they pay me nothing and get your reward.

If they lose weight, they pay me back the full cost with interest for wasting my time.

Lurking fatties, any takers?

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[–] BingoButts 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I dunno if you've followed medical expenses recently, but in the US at least you are probably going to need at least ten times the bankroll to merely cover the costs of enforcing experimental conditions in a hospital for the full 30 days per challenger. I mean the $10k should attract plenty of fats, but keeping them from cheating is going to cost much more.

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[–] purple_pain 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You will need to hire a 3rd party who lives near the ham to monitor them 24/7 for 30 days. All food must be weighed and a food journal kept by the 3rd party.

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[–] Empress 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

This is true.

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[–] bruhnofattie 5 points 12 points (+17|-5) ago  (edited ago)

This statement is false.

Edit: this statement refers to my statement. The guy above me is totally true.

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[–] speshul_snowflake 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Watch an episode of Secret Eaters and you will see how true this is (check out YouTube). You'll need to fit cameras on them. Wide angle lenses I'm guessing...

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[–] Syphrosyne 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I LOVE Secret Eaters. Although when it comes to U.K. "fat hate" shows, Fat Families is the best. It's the most shitlordy of them all.

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[–] droopy2525 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Could make them wear a camera 24/7