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[–] Syphrosyne 1 points 146 points (+147|-1) ago 

One problem with your plan: Fatties are pathological liars. You can't take them at their word. You need the to admit themselves to a clinic where they'll be controlled, monitored 24/7, and weighed accurately.

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[–] shitonfatpeople [S] 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

Yes, proof of diet will be the difficult part of this. I think though that we should be able to come up with something; a fat may even be willing to go to some sort of clinic for $10,000.

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[–] ObeseRedditAdmin 0 points 70 points (+70|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hell, fuck that.

I will fucking pay for an obeast to be admitted into a hospital to be monitored and on a controlled diet 24/7.

If they can't lose weight on a deficit, they pay me nothing and get your reward.

If they lose weight, they pay me back the full cost with interest for wasting my time.

Lurking fatties, any takers?

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[–] BingoButts 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I dunno if you've followed medical expenses recently, but in the US at least you are probably going to need at least ten times the bankroll to merely cover the costs of enforcing experimental conditions in a hospital for the full 30 days per challenger. I mean the $10k should attract plenty of fats, but keeping them from cheating is going to cost much more.

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[–] purple_pain 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You will need to hire a 3rd party who lives near the ham to monitor them 24/7 for 30 days. All food must be weighed and a food journal kept by the 3rd party.

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[–] Empress 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

This is true.

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[–] bruhnofattie 5 points 12 points (+17|-5) ago  (edited ago)

This statement is false.

Edit: this statement refers to my statement. The guy above me is totally true.

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[–] speshul_snowflake 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Watch an episode of Secret Eaters and you will see how true this is (check out YouTube). You'll need to fit cameras on them. Wide angle lenses I'm guessing...

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[–] Syphrosyne 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I LOVE Secret Eaters. Although when it comes to U.K. "fat hate" shows, Fat Families is the best. It's the most shitlordy of them all.

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[–] droopy2525 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Could make them wear a camera 24/7

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[–] mqrmqr 0 points 55 points (+55|-0) ago 

You can get a lot more than $10,000 for disproving thermodynamics.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So true. A fatty who could actually do this has data in its body that would drastically change multiple fields and lead to at least one Nobel prize.

So you have to ask, which is more likely? Fatties are lying or fat is the new quantum mechanics?

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[–] sethamphetamines 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That would imply that fats would get off their asses and actually do something. It's kind of like that episode of American Dad where Francine tries to "solve" a math problem and comes up with the number six when in reality what they're looking for is a new theory all together. She's stupid. Fats are stupid. There's no way one would, or even could, disprove thermodynamics.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Love that show and your username.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You can get a lot more than $10,000 for disproving thermodynamics.

Conservation of energy is not a thermodynamics concept, it is a physics-wide premise. A fattie that could disprove it would tear our entire science down. Not even gravity is so omnipresent, since several forms of energy, and some small forms of matter, can ignore it.

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[–] j095 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They would be eligible for James Randi's million bucks.

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[–] Jessee 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I actually had a plan for a tv show like this, we take 10 participants and put them in a big brother house and on a diet, exercise grants extra calories, if after a month someone has not lost, they take home $100000 it would be glorious watching them deny participating because they know they full of shit

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[–] rollinfattys 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You should really watch secret eaters, same principle but they apply it in the opposite way, using video and investigators to monitor their calorie intake and prove they are at a surplus.

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[–] brrrstickem 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This would be such a beautiful thing.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Also no exercising. Not that they would anyway.

And supply unlimited amounts of very low calorie foods so they can't say they are starving. Like always have spinach and celery available to anyone who says they are hungry. It's like 60 calories for a whole head of celery.

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[–] cynoclast 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

This will work out exactly like James Randi's Million Dollar Challenge. Anyone who can prove any supernatural ability gets $1,000,000.00.

Since defying the laws of thermodynamics is impossible, you're never going to have to pay out.

A fat that could do this could literally win $1,0010,000. Your prize, and James Randi's; since defying thermodynamics is also a supernatural ability.

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[–] bock 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Shit didn't read far enough down, you beat me to the punch :-)

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

That's a great challenge, OP. By the way, your username is amazing.

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[–] shitonfatpeople [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

As is yours!

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[–] sethamphetamines 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

speaking of usernames... ours are relatively similar haha

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[–] byebyethrow001 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

My favorite fattie parody comment ever came from the "Shut down /r/fatpeoplehate" petition on Change.org-

As a fat person I'm deeply offended by suggestions that "dieting" or "exercise" have anything to do with weightloss - I run 40 miles a day and haven't eaten in 2 years, and I'm still over 400 pounds.

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[–] antiplebbitor 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I'll chip in 10BTC to your fund, OP.

waits patiently for the laws of thermodynamics to be violated

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'd be down for this too, if we could somehow prevent the fats from lying.

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[–] antiplebbitor 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Well but that takes the fun out of it.

I'll just patiently wait for someone to violate the laws of thermodynamics.

People forget, calories are a measure of heat-energy. There is nothing much more true than "calories in, calories out"

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[–] sidewaythighgap 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You need to demand them to video record every moment of their life for 30 days as proof. Otherwise they will just sneak things into their diet.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This may actually be the more economical way, though I wouldn't be surprised to hear wrapper crinkling while the camera is viewing the bathroom door.

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[–] rollinfattys 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Camera pointing directly at your face or the front of your entire body at all times, all food must be weighed and measured with the nutritional information from the packaging provided. All food must come from a grocery store in sealed containers. No fast food, no leftovers, no "saving half a sandwich for later". All food must be opened and then immediately consumed on camera. No beverages aside from water, from sealed containers. If their was any point at which you could have cheated (camera pointed away for even a second, food that could have possibly been modified etc.) results in immediate DQ. To ensure calories deficit a 1000 KCal daily intake is the maximum allowed.

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[–] shitonfatpeople [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This is a great solution.

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