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[–] Dacoon63 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

She's going to use that spoon to snort diet coke.

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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

The only fucking good reason to be wearing a spoon as jewelry is precisely for that reason: snorting some rails of blow. Although judging from her planet sized ass, cocaine ingestion is not part of her daily routine. Nose Candy: the ultimate shitlord accessory.

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[–] Bobsentme 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

She probably carries a 5 lb bag of sugar with her wherever she goes, always at the ready.

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Eh, I dunno.

I could understand someone with a chronic illness that identifies as a "spoonie" wearing spoon jewellery. (the spoon theory is an essay that is used to help normal people understand what it's like to live with a chronic illness, especially an "invisible illness".

There are a lot of fats in that "community" though so the message doesn't translate well if they choose to wear spoons!

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I need that thing.