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[–] Dacoon63 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
She's going to use that spoon to snort diet coke.
[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
The only fucking good reason to be wearing a spoon as jewelry is precisely for that reason: snorting some rails of blow. Although judging from her planet sized ass, cocaine ingestion is not part of her daily routine. Nose Candy: the ultimate shitlord accessory.
[–] Bobsentme 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
She probably carries a 5 lb bag of sugar with her wherever she goes, always at the ready.
[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Eh, I dunno.
I could understand someone with a chronic illness that identifies as a "spoonie" wearing spoon jewellery. (the spoon theory is an essay that is used to help normal people understand what it's like to live with a chronic illness, especially an "invisible illness".
There are a lot of fats in that "community" though so the message doesn't translate well if they choose to wear spoons!
[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I need that thing.
[–] RickC-137 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
If she would just use that for cocaine a few times she might drop some pounds
[–] leftovers 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Tools of the trade
[–] tommychicago 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Well you ever know when you see some food laying around
[–] CakeTrap 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Emergency spoons in case you drop the wooden one that comes with your ice cream.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Every element in that photo is disgusting.
[–] stupidlikeafox 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well if you know about the "spoonie" bullshit then this just a way for this fatass to claim some kind of disability
[–] Supersecretgf [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I had never heard of any spoon bullshit. Enlighten me oh shitlord (or lady)
[–] stupidlikeafox 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I dont even understand what it is really, some analogy to do with having enough spoons Does this help? https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0c/d3/07/0cd30748e6a6b709a751084ccb33ebb3.jpg
Probably not cause its a stupid analogy.