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Anon Archived Three happy medical hams on their way back from buying their midday beetus. (slimgr.com)
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[–] squiddildo 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Medical hams are why we can't have nice things. I hate having a fat doctor/nurse because they're biased. Last time I had a fat doctor it was my gynecologist. I was trying to discuss changing birth control with her, and mentioned I didn't want one that would cause weight gain and she got all huffy with me and just upped the dose of the birth control I was already on. It totally killed my sex drive. I'm still convinced she did it on purpose.
[–] 2668363? [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I switched docs recently. I should have looked up photos of the docs at that practice. I got a smallfat physician. Now I need to change (if I ever visit the doc again, I have the immune system of Apollo.)
[–] 2668608? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I love my new doctor, he's 70, slender and doesn't hesitate to tell me I need to fix my shit. However, he's surrounded by butter ball nurses, I can't imagine the torment.
[–] squiddildo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I do that now because fuck ever getting a fat doctor again. Luckily my new doctor is a tiny german woman who cares about health, not fee fees.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Went to my moms gyno for a Colposcopy and when she took the tissue sample she was NOT gentle at all. Like didn't even try to minimize my pain, just dug around down there like she was on a fucking safari. Worst experience with a gyno ever. I will never go back to a fat doctor.
[–] squiddildo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My fatass doctor did that with my pap smear! I probably shoulda brought up the birth control at the end of the appointment so she would be less pissy with me during the entire appointment... She just did it as fast and as painfully as possible to get away from me. She also told me I should use tampons instead of a menstrual cup just because she never heard of a cup. Bitch wasn't only biased, she was ignorant too.
[–] AsianMetabolism 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If you're looking for other birth control solutions, I highly recommend the copper IUD. I had it put in 3 years ago and couldn't be happier with it. No hormonal effects whatsoever and no pills to forget taking.
[–] squiddildo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm actually gonna switch to mirena once I get my next doctor's appointment. My insurance only covers one gyno appointment a year. Just 2 more months of being an asexual shitlord. Seriously though, fuck ham doctor. This shit is a known sex drive destroyer in high doses and I knew she fucking knew it too.
[–] allaboutthattreble ago
Seconded. Had mine for 5 years, not gonna lie cramps were pretty bad for a while but all in all wouldn't use any other BC.