Archived Obeast writes angsty "poem" to bemoan her lack of a love life. (i.imgur.com)
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Archived Obeast writes angsty "poem" to bemoan her lack of a love life. (i.imgur.com)
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[–] eapoe 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
This touching lament moved me so much I simply had to respond in kind.
*Ahem*
Lose some of the porkrolls chubster. Jog down to the gym
Do some reps you flabby sow, then you might interest him.
See, idleness ain't sexy and whining don't appeal
To any guy who's worth the time. Your whalesong seals the deal.
No man you might like wants a girl who outweighs him by a half
Lay down the fork, lay off the cakes. Your whining is just daft.
Stop drinking all your calories by hamming up in bars
The failing's in yourself you see; the fault ain't in your stars.
#effyourblankverse