Archived Obeast writes angsty "poem" to bemoan her lack of a love life. (i.imgur.com)
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Archived Obeast writes angsty "poem" to bemoan her lack of a love life. (i.imgur.com)
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[–] Sandow 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Sounds like whoever this poem is about didn't overlook her worth at all. I'm not buying that "talk all night" stuff either. More likely "you'll give me a text and I'll stay in all evening stuffing my face and thinking we're having a conversation."
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Exactly. She probably projects these romance-related activities where none exist.
She also seems to think that her weight is an intellectual hurdle and sex is a purely intellectual choice like choosing to hire somebody--e.g. "I don't want to hire you because you wear a red shirt and like the Beatles"--not a factor that immutably makes my dick go soft no matter what proposition she could get me to intellectually assent to.