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[–] DeadpoolKillsFatties 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Too fat to fit in the machines.
Too fat to be supported by a bicycle.
Too fat to squeeze into the locker room showers.
Too fat to wrap sausage fingers around free weights.
Too fat to pass up protein bars and chocolate mass gainer shake at the front counter.
Too fat to get anyone's number.
All those work, but hers doesn't.