Posted by: Achtung_Shitlord
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[–] Leelem0n 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago (edited ago)
The title of this caused rage. That's a first. So sick of gym excuses, but that one really takes the cake.
Absolutely stunning eye bleach.
[–] Fatburner4u 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
"Too pretty to be at the gym, but too ashamed to leave the locker room"
[–] Leelem0n 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Burn
[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She needs some ketchup for the harshbrowns you just served up
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Haha, I had to keep myself from spitting out my coffee when I read it the first time. I like the fact that it insinuates the gym is not a place for attractive people.
[–] Rakosman 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Well she can't go to the gym because that would mean taking off that abused piece of clothing holding in her fupa. That bottom button looks like it's about ready to hit escape velocity.
[–] Leelem0n 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Gyms don't have attractive people. Remember, we're not hotter but just slimmer. That's what they say.
[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And wearing denim in a locker room? What the hell? I mean, if you're going to make the effort to go to the gym wear something that allows you to actually put in some effort. And if you're not going to work out... why go? Why pay to travel there, pay to get in, and then take a photo in the locker room mirror? You can find a mirror pretty much anywhere else.
[–] FatJavalina 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I've gone to the gym all dolled up before because it was after an event. Know what you do? Wipe that fucking makeup off, throw the fancy clothes in the locker, and pull that hair back. You're there to work, buttercup. Ham is so pathetic to be standing in a locker room already insinuating that she isn't going to workout and just how much she hates the gym.
[–] Leelem0n 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I figure it is just a bathroom stop.