Posted by: Achtung_Shitlord
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[–] Leelem0n 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago (edited ago)
The title of this caused rage. That's a first. So sick of gym excuses, but that one really takes the cake.
Absolutely stunning eye bleach.
[–] Fatburner4u 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
"Too pretty to be at the gym, but too ashamed to leave the locker room"
[–] Leelem0n 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Burn
[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She needs some ketchup for the harshbrowns you just served up
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Haha, I had to keep myself from spitting out my coffee when I read it the first time. I like the fact that it insinuates the gym is not a place for attractive people.
[–] Rakosman 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Well she can't go to the gym because that would mean taking off that abused piece of clothing holding in her fupa. That bottom button looks like it's about ready to hit escape velocity.
[–] Leelem0n 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Gyms don't have attractive people. Remember, we're not hotter but just slimmer. That's what they say.
[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And wearing denim in a locker room? What the hell? I mean, if you're going to make the effort to go to the gym wear something that allows you to actually put in some effort. And if you're not going to work out... why go? Why pay to travel there, pay to get in, and then take a photo in the locker room mirror? You can find a mirror pretty much anywhere else.
[–] FatJavalina 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I've gone to the gym all dolled up before because it was after an event. Know what you do? Wipe that fucking makeup off, throw the fancy clothes in the locker, and pull that hair back. You're there to work, buttercup. Ham is so pathetic to be standing in a locker room already insinuating that she isn't going to workout and just how much she hates the gym.
[–] Leelem0n 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I figure it is just a bathroom stop.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Another quality post, Achtung.
According to hams, then, I can be as disgusting a person as I want and I shouldn't be abused for it because that would be wrong. Should I go kick some puppies, laugh at some cancer patients, promote terrorism, honour Hitler? These would all be lifestyle choices that I make, just like being fat, and I shouldn't be abused for it because logic.
No, bad choices lead to bad repercussions. We condemn Nazis and we should condemn fats.
[–] ObeseObituary 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"I'm happy being fat!" uses leaves to give impression of a waist uh huh, so happy being fat that you have to use tricks, lighting, make up and angles to give the impression you're thin. So happy.
[–] pissflaps 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Came here to say that - large, strategically well-placed leaves, carefully arranged to give the illusion of a waist that curves in? We know what's under there really, London Andrews
[–] Gogo_Magoo 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The leaves almost had me fooled for a sec and then I looked closer and laughed my ass off at the waist attempt.
[–] CustardsLastStand 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
"Girth of a nation."
My sides are orbiting a ham planet.
[–] Rakosman 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
My scowl of disgust became extra scowly at the second picture, and stayed there until I was saved by sweet Ireland.
"We're fat and still fucking perfect"
haha ha haaha, those are mutually exclusive you fucking ham
[–] ilovebutts 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
god some of those were rage inducing. eyebleach was awesome
[–] Super_Kapowzler 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Stop the fucking Freak Train, I got a question: I see that fat fuck, I call her "One-Eye" and by now you know who I mean. Bitch only got one eye, or something. Anyway, does she take pictures of herself and put them on the internet EVERYDAY? I mean. Shit, I got a mainfloor bathroom I started last November that still ain't got a medicine cabinet/mirror put in. 10 months without a bathroom mirror, and this fat bitch has the time to do this everyday? Good fuck, I need her organizational and prioritizing skills. Fuck.
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yes, I'm getting these fresh every day. Just scroll down her blog a little, you will see that she probably posts several times a day.
[–] Lilina 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Its pantyhose run more than it does!