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[–] FPSFairy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Just in case fat people become a protected class (god, I hope they don't), be sure to stipulate that all your employees are technically hired as models. I believe that's how places like Chippendales and Hooters avoid having to hire fat waiters/waitresses.
[–] FatJavalina 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
You are exactly right. It's how strip clubs "discriminate" on the entire staff: everything is an audition and contract, not application.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Ah yes, the old discrimanashun thing... If fat people ever become a protected class I am advocating that we take off into orbit and nuke earth, it's the only way to be sure.
[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But they can still say they're being discriminated against because the Trash Monster is a "model" as well as some other fatasses who are apparently "models" now.