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[–] Quacktastic23 0 points 60 points (+60|-0) ago 

It later went online and posted how it can do all the things real humans can do.

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[–] chodie 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

And how their girth doesn't affect anyone else whatsoever.

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[–] FriedrichNietzsche 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

God this one pisses me the fuck off. It's antisocial thinking at it's purest

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It later went online and posted how it can do all the things real humans mammals can do.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It later went online and posted how it can do all the things real humans mammals hammals can do.

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[–] FatJavalina 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's probably the one who threatened me saying it can climb stairs and fit in tight spaces, lmao.

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[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

isn't it great when fatties go on "hikes" and leave their fucking dunkin donuts trash everywhere? like a beetus snail trail in the woods

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[–] ForgotMyName [S] 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

This makes me rage so hard. I've watched them feed animals while sitting next to signs that say, "DO NOT FEED THE WILDLIFE." It's harmful to the animals and it's incredibly frustrating when you get to an area where the animals have obviously been fed. No normal animal comes running up to a human and climbs over them like it's no big deal.

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[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

i guess when your entire life revolves around gluttony you just assume that's how earth works

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[–] Darth_Shitious 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I can't stand this. Whenever I see animals behaving like that I try to startle them or scare so they won't come up to people. Then I'm the asshole for scaring off the cute thing that people wanted to feed, but it's better for the animal. If only I could scare fatties away from their food.

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[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Me too. And then when the animal gets overly friendly, they start screaming, "omg rabies!" It's always the poor animal's fault, never the fats who taught it that humans equal food.

Selfish fucks.

(edited for spelling)

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I saw so much of this at Zion national park and the Grand Canyon. It's a fucking disgrace how people just do normative a fuck about nature.

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[–] FriedrichNietzsche 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We need forced survival competitions in the desert and shit to purify the herd.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Oh fuck. On another, related, note: fatties fucking ruin everything. When I went to Zion we got there late the first day and only did a few short "easy" hikes. The last one we did was the archaeological hike because I fucking love dig sites and ruins and shit. When we got to where the site was supposed to be, it was just gone. Because stupid fucking retards fucked with it too much. So they had to remove it.

Oh and don't even get me started on a cave tour we did in Colorado. Fucking fatties are so fucking slow even where there's no ladders or stairs to climb. They lag behind everyone and complain about not being able to touch the walls that, you know, their oily skin would DESTROY. But they don't care because they're children.

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[–] ForgotMyName [S] 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I've definitely been in caves where low-hanging stalactites have been ruined by handsy idiots. WTF do they think it's going to feel like? IT'S A ROCK YOU RETARD. Stop touching things and ruining them. The discoloration from it at the ruins was frustrating, but in caves you know that people are actually destroying the processes that created those beautiful formations in the first place.

Sadly this behavior isn't limited to Ameri-fats. I've seen it in other countries as well. People just climbing all over everything in a cave. Ignoring signs, ropes, chains, guides, and just doing whatever they want. I've even seen names carved in walls.

People like this are the reason they just end up closing sites like that entirely. It's terribly disappointing.

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[–] BuckinHipster 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

"guided tour to help prevent graffiti and unnecessary touching of the ruins."

I guess I was reading too fast but I read this as "to help prevent giraffes from unnecessarily touching the ruins." And got a pretty hilarious mental image in my head.

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[–] ForgotMyName [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

THOSE FREAKING GIRAFFES MAN! Their long black tongues licking everything!

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[–] SnailHail 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So another prime example of fatties being a burden and holding everyone back besides public transportation, smelling bad, demanding they don't more for clothing that uses more fabric to cover their rolls, and making health insurance go up.

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[–] ForgotMyName [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This is why I think National Parks need to change their policies. All parks should require a one mile hike with an elevation gain just to get in. Then, from there, you can use/rent an electric vehicle to get around the park. Separate the people that care enough about our parks to put the work into visiting them from the fatties that just want to stroll around leaving a trail of litter.

I went to a lake that was 3/4s of a mile in circumference. It had benches all around it. The trailhead to walk around it was about 100ft from the parking lot. I overhear two fatties talking and one says, "oh, good, they have lots of benches just for me so I can rest!" For a 3/4 of a mile walk. You're going around a lake, there aren't even hills. wtf.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fats could ruin Yellowstone. Some of the places, like the silver flats or whatever where you have to stay on the boardwalk, would jam with them.

We can have such a small impact on nature if we stay thin and can fit within it, rather than getting fat and needing a wide path.

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[–] shitlordandsavior 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Mesa verde?

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[–] CherryLime 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm surprised the ladder didn't snap.

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