Posted by: mangiamerdeemorte
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[–] fupatronic 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
Why are they always yelling about it? Why can't they type in normal "volume" like a human?
WHY DON'T YOU CATER TO MY FAT ASS? I HAVE TO NOT BE A FAT ASS TO DO SOMETHING?
[–] FinallyLeftReddit 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
How fucking big is someone that an XXL is too small? A short-sleeved XXL will cover my arms past my wrists, and hang to mid-calf. I'm 5'9" 130 lbs for perspective.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Right? Shit looks like a fucking tent on me. I can't imagine an XXL being too small for someone. If you get that big, it's time to get your priorities in order.
[–] mangiamerdeemorte [S] 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
They need their fucking athleisure to go get their beetus juice.
[–] 2623636? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
My problem is I'm a giant. A Large fits my waist, but there isn't a large made on earth that doesn't end anywhere near my belly button. However, an XXL hangs like a god damned circus tent on me.
[–] FatJavalina 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I have an XL men's shirt from a walk I did a few years ago. It was the only one they had left. I'd say I fit quite nicely in it
[–] justleaveit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
hahaha i fucking lold.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Damn girl, I lurves you. I really would love to have a drink with you. Alas, I'm too far east and have no immediate plans for visiting your state in my future. 😢
[–] crashtestgenius 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They're so great to lay around in though...
[–] [deleted] 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Mommy a fat ghost is after me.
[–] Dark_Shroud ago
I've actually seen some female fatties complain because they had to make the clothes they wanted out of bed sheets.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
[–] 2624470? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The situation is double plus ungood.
[–] Kizarvex 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Don't forget "Kong" sizing.
[–] Corruption22 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I love how the reply keeps using "expand" and "grow".
[–] LittleBunnyFeeFee 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Fabletics clothing is already ridiculously vanity sized for "athletic" wear. To not fit into their XXL your measurements have to exceed 69-42-52.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Holy hell.
[–] meanatheart 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
How long did you not workout to get that fucking fat that an XXL is too small and at what point along the fatdom did you realize that wearing a mumu was not going to work for jogging. Just freaking get up and walk and eat less for now. Nothing you buy is going to "look good" at this point! Why spend money on clothing that in all probability will not fit in short order if you work out?!
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Well, everyone knows, the first step to not working out is to whine about the lack of athletic clothing available in your ridiculous size. Then eat an entire cake stacked on top of a pizza to make yourself feel better.
[–] thinbulina 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
"we're working hard to meet the needs of our growing community"
subtle shitlording ftw
[–] Dark_Shroud ago
That whole response was deliciously passive aggressive.
After all they can't make the mistake of telling someone that at a certain point you're too fat to be wearing our clothes.