Posted by: Achtung_Shitlord
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[–] Funk_Do_Gordinho 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Our reason of why we're unhappy with fat cows is because they are a liability on society. Period. Medical personnel will say the same exact thing about this too.
[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I've almost become a firefighter a couple of times. I would get in trouble because there is no way I would break my back carrying one of those 350+lbs lard sacks out of a burning building. If I was able to I'd get them out a window.
[–] FPSFairy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Better you and your back live on to save normal-sized humans than risk it all to save a couch tumor.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
"Spent 3 hours on my hair today." But you don't have the time to exercise, right?
Seriously, though, the one about the "obesity construct" baffles my mind. It's literally arguing that obesity, an objective, medical term invented to objectively and medically class people, is a subjective construct. Like, what? That's a whole new level of fat logic.
"Obesity did not and could not come from fat people." Obesity literally is fat people. How have these fats managed to delude themselves so far from reality?
[–] pasteldoberman 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
To these SJWs everything is a social construct.
[–] Lilina 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I guess heart attacks and strokes are social constructs to them, too. Then they die from one.
[–] MahLardy 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
http://i.imgur.com/tMY14Xa.png She's gonna internally decapitate herself one day craning that neck to make her double chin go away
[–] Dueperdue 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Tits on a ham don't count, why don't they get it?
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Notice the way her hair blocks out her neck.
[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Not just her neck she hides, if you check out all of her pics then you'll discover that she has a lazy eye and that's the reason she always has her hair covering half of her face.
Hiding her neck and lack of collarbones is just a bonus!
[–] amsterdam_pro 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Remember, folks.
If somebody shames you for being transfobic/racist/hitler, simply reply with "I don't care".
[–] solid_eight 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Yes. And if someone tells you to check your privilege, you say "or what?"
[–] eapoe 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
"Checked it. Glorious!"
And it's not 'fatophobia', it's 'liponausea'. We're disgusted, not fearful.
[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Whenever I hear "Check your privilege" this comes to mind.
[–] Corruption22 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
"Pro-diet talk is fatphobic" GOOD! It should be.
I'd love to know what these cunts families think of their "cute fatness" bullshit. Especially the human sized members and elderly. I bet their grandmothers know their granddaughters are disgusting, vain and will never make a good match. Being fat is a shame to your family.
I bet these fucks desperately want to believe that the internet loves them. Well, it doesn't. A few other fat whales on Tumblr don't love you either. They just desperately cling to you as "inspiration" or you make them happy because you're fatter than they are.
There should be a subverse called "what swole guys think" where women post pictures of themselves to be rated 0-10/10 by fit guys. Let the hams be cast away with harpoons and shame. It'll be funny and they might lose some fucking weight.
The couple wearing the same t-shirt 3 times over....yeah if you have a wear a bigger size than your boyfriend, it's just embarrassing.
As a side note that wouldn't really fit in it's own post, I set a work friend up with a single female friend of mine. I warned him she's 224 pounds at 5ft 2 inches. I warned him she might be a bit weird. But still he wanted to meet her anyway. Now I didn't know this guy was such a shitlord, I just thought that they might as well meet because they're both single. Stranger things have happened right? Thing is I said she was fat so why not just say "no I'm not into fat girls"? Whatever. He was cursing me when he saw her because of her size! Dude I fucking told you straight up she was fat! Don't get mad at me. I even showed you with my arms around my body of her size! Now he's not exactly skinny but not fat either. For fuck's sake though, moral of the story is to just be straight up honest when dating that excess body fat is a no no. Christ.
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's Ms Wonky Eye.
[–] Corruption22 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She's always hiding her eye which when you're into that body positivity stuff, shouldn't she be showing it off to the world? Surely getting it corrected isn't out of the question either. Fat people only try to hide their flaws, never fix them.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
London Andrews is a full 5 vomit rating. Really gross. Vomit. Vomit. Vomit. Vomit. Vomit.
[–] bellylugosi 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Dude, seriously. That yellow thing it's wearing in that picture actually made bile come up my throat. Absolutely disgusting and truly horrific.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I feel your pain.
[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I had no idea what y'all were talking about because I had closed the album...
Turns out the rest hadn't loaded yet-
"OH DEAR GOD THERE'S MORE!!!"
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Never ending supply.
[–] Bunraku 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
When fat people start the war against the skinny, they're gonna be brainwashing our POW's with hashtags.
'#fatispretty #sayit #sayfatispretty #sayitoryougetwaterboardedagain #stopcryingandeatthecake'
[–] Banterbury 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Safe to say we could easily kill them in a war of attrition, they'll run out of food in mere weeks and surrender easily when promised daily rations in the fat camps.
[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ummmm, yes, you can. You can stop being fat.
You kind of hit the nail on the head when you said "because I'm fat", dipshit.
We hate fat people. You are fat. It doesn't matter if you're posting pictures of yourself exercising or eating healthily because you're still fucking fat!
You don't get a pass for doing those things, you fuckknuckle! We hate fat people and we don't stop hating you until you do those things consistently enough that you stop being fat!!
How is that hard to understand?