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[–] 2606382? 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

 accept my body and learn to take care of it out of love

You clearly don't love your body, or you wouldn't have done that to it.

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

"I do so love my body! That's why I spoil it and give it lots of yummy treats and don't make it do any work teehee!"

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[–] AOU 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Beetus loves my body so much! That's why it promised to take my legs away."

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ugh, I hate fatass vernacular.

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[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

it's almost as if unconsciously they sense they are fucking themselves up, and it bubbles up as 'hating my body' but instead of listening to that part of themselves and FUCKING LOSING WEIGHT they have to suppress it and try to force themselves to love what is killing them.

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[–] SlothropAnAbreaction 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Who seriously says, "it empowered me." Real life seems like a caricature these days

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[–] honormyslowdeath 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Exactly. Having an excellent education empowers me. Having a decent savings account empowers me. Having a strong, healthy body empowers me. Fuck my life the moment that an ill-fitting red skirt empowers me.

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[–] SkekUng 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The ham world of "fatshion" is nothing but a self-parody of empowerment. To say that these fat, contrived mockeries of fashion models are somehow empowering people is like saying chronic hypochondriacs are "empowered" by all the medical treatment they receive.

Edit: a word

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fatshion is basically an episode of Mad TV turned real life.

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[–] FrontButt 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

You can clearly see a FrontButt. And you know what? A visible FrontButt is not OK.

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[–] AOU 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ham privilege: 2D pics of you look like 360° panorama.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wish I had the nerve to expose myself as an IRL shitlord; I really wanna comment on that post, "you look like a poorly-wrapped burrito that got coated in ketchup, guess you really are what you eat."

Alas, I work in an industry that's overflowing with hams. It would pretty much be the signature on my resignation. :/

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[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Implying that having a front butt at all is okay.

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Obviously not but if they have one they should keep it covered up along with the rest of their disgusting dough body.

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[–] bastardblaster 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

DON'T forget second frontbutt.

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[–] 2606463? 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

"Made me feel sexy."

That makes one of us.

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[–] BigBlackSock 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm actually curious as to how she would walk in that. It's so tight that it would prevent her from doing the "fat waddle," so I'm picturing her moving at about 2 steps/min, having to hold onto objects to balance herself.

Though it looks like she keeps her fridge about 2 steps from her couch, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

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[–] shitlesbian 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's assuming she actually goes anywhere that doesn't provide scootypuffs.

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[–] Bunraku 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Having the picture mirrored like that made me think I was looking at four people.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You need to get your vision checked, you seem to be blind in one eye.

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[–] Bunraku 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yeah, stabbing yourself in the eye with a fork after bearing witness to the black and red horror that glowers beyond the ether and longs to devour the world will do that to you.

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[–] Acidcore 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fatties reproduce by reaching a critical mass and then splitting into two smaller blobs. The two new spheres will then also try to accumulate more mass for another split. It's a fascinating spectacle, which can't be observed by the naked eye, because even light can not escape their gravitational pull. That is why you should be cautious to not get too near and cross their event horizon.

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[–] Skinnyphat_sleestak 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Don't forget the delightfully sweaty fupa cheese stuffed between those moist rolls! Mmmmm mmm good!

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[–] KitKatLasagna55 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Whaaaaaat am I looking at here? Her whole body looks like a hideous optical illusion.

So first I notice something that passes for a face but is ghastly in a way that even Lovecraft couldn't fathom. Nothing new here, let's keep looking. So there's this face, and then.... where's its neck? Oh, it merged. It merged into one big, doughy, boneless blubbery blob. Good that she has some hair so that we have some directions as to where her next body part is most likely buried. Further down, shoulder level: god awful, it's suffocating to look at. She looks smothered because of all that blubber, as if she can't breathe freely. I bet the snore is horrible. Extremely fat, greasy piggy arms, double pupa.... and then there's this massive imbalance because suddenly, the skirt that was never designed for her lovely figure cough anyway, looks ridiculous and actually fully accentuates just how ugly she is. Just like how a horse isn't supposed to wear shoes: they weren't shaped for a horse's hooves. All in all, someone I'd never take any beauty advice from whatsoever.

How delusional are you when you're ugly as sin and have a fashion blog in which you dress extremely unflattering for your size?

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[–] shitlesbian 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

To be fair, fashion is made for humans. Nothing is flattering once you're too big to be human.

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[–] NoMoreScreenNames 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I have noticed that more and more of the clothes I see in catalogs are clearly intended to "flatter" fatties. To be clear, I am NOT talking about 'fat people' clothes catalogs; I am talking about regular catalogs with clothes as small as 0-2 or xs/s, but all the clothes are styled to fit the tastes of the (heh, heh!) bulk of their customers : Fatties. So lotsa below-the-thighs tunics, "form skimming" long blouses, asymetrical hem long shirts, loose-fitting caftanish dresses, nothing with set in waists or anything form fitting....IOW, clothes women wear when they're carrying more weight than they'd like and they're hoping against hope to hide it.

Clothes that, on 5' 3", 105 lb me, make me look overwhelmed and at least 20 lbs heavier than I truly am, even if I am wearing one of those garments in a size that actually fits and isn't baggy. (I wouldn't be caught dead in the clothes, but they keep mailing me the catalogs anyway.)

Vanity sizing is bad enough. So are dishonest size charts, wherein the merchandisers pretend (for eg) the waists and hips on jeans are 2-3" smaller than they actually are. Now I am seeing more and more companies that, even when they offer smaller sizes, only offer clothes meant for women with thick waists, big hips, pot bellies, etc. Clothes that make slim/hourglass women look like crap, even if the clothes actually fit.

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