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[–] Jessee 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
And coke zero and salads are negative calories
[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Obviously! I mean, they're 0 calories and you're still burning calories by gulping them down so... that's like what? -700, -800?
Now, the Sonic shake from the article may be 2090 calories on it's own, sure, but that's it just sitting there!
If you lift it before you sip, plus the suction of the sipping process itself, plus digesting the peanut butter, not to mention the whipped cream is dairy which we give to babies and it's super healthy, I mean.. cheese is dairy and the french are genetically skinny, so... like... the balance has to be what? like -4 calories?
You better get a burger with that so you don't pass out from the scootypuff ride to the restaurant.