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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] squiddildo 0 points 69 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago (edited ago)
Well, it isn't called "survival of the fittest" for no reason, you know.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
[–] markrod420 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Dont chortle. Chortle is the fattest sounding form of laughter. Lol
[–] Fatness_Everdeen 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
That sucks to have to go through something like that! Glad you're OK! Knowing fatties though the extra adipose tissue would probably soften the blow a lot, but would still sustain injuries and live off of disability for the rest of their lives, thus fattening and costing even more. Be thankful you are alive, uninjured, and not fat!
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Congratulations, sir.
Also I think this a is a good time to repost this: http://www.artofmanliness.com/2009/09/15/every-man-should-be-able-to-save-his-own-life-5-fitness-benchmarks-a-man-must-master/
Well done, sir. You saved your own life. Like a boss.
[–] SoYouSay 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Jesus I'm glad you got away ok. Fuckers who drink and drive needs to have their heads bashed in with a freaking shovel.
[–] Superior_Guhnetiks 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Glad you're ok and not fat
[–] KendasKerman 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
FPH in a post.
[–] Convair990 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fuuuuuuuck thank goodness you weren't fat. Tho I wouldn't have shed a tear if the car hit a fatty. One less resource hog to worry about
[–] GWBusch 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Or if a fatty was the driver and were too big to climb out of the window of their burning wreck of a car, dying how they lived, sitting down for a barbecue.
[–] 2595214? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I thought you were going to tell us that you were above the age of 30.
[–] shittydrawing 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Shit, fourteen_words, glad your instinct and stamina kept you alive.