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[–] unicornslayer 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The reason they are hard to find is that hams are like children. Remember when you were four and wanted a giant chocolate Easter bunny over a piece of dark chocolate? Of course bc you're a kid. But normal adults refine their tastes. I want a nice glass or two of good wine over a shitty 1.5L. I want a nice piece of salmon and veggies over a massive plate of oily cheese/gravy fries. But hams never do that and rather than a light, flavor packed dark chocolate dessert they want an entire cookie cake loaded with M & Ms and whip cream.

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[–] Swole_is_life ago 

There are so many ways they are like children. I have a 2 year old and the hardest thing right now is teaching him impulse control and that actions have consequences. These are both things that hams lack too. Oh, and also that you don't have to cry if you don't get exactly what you want right when you want it. Which is yet another thing the hams haven't learned.