Archived I fucking hate r/food. It's a hippo watering hole. (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived I fucking hate r/food. It's a hippo watering hole. (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] WileyECryote 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Gross work cake is the worst. Cowworkers look at you like you're crazy because you don't want to fill your body with bottom shelf beetus because "it's free".
The fats are a baffling subspecies.
[–] dildonkers 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Man I wish it was just bottom shelf crap you could refuse. Today it's ultra extreme beetus cakes with half a dozen desserts rolled into one.
Everything needs fucking oreos AND nutella AND cheesecake all at once and people get pissed if you refuse their special obese hipster circlejerk cake.
[–] formerobeast 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
wtf why does it have chocolate turds on top? :/
[–] twitch1982 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That looks to be topped with literal piles of shit.
[–] unicornslayer 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It's seriously unbelievable. It doesn't even taste all that good and it's half icing.
But it's breakfast that is the worst. When my company gives us free breakfast it's almost always bagels and donuts. The hams are baffled senseless why I wake up early to cook my own breakfast instead of sleeping in and eating at the office.
[–] trialbyflame 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I don't understand why people eat carbs for breakfast. I very rarely eat sweet things in the morning and I almost never eat sweet things at all beyond fresh fruit, honestly. All that sugar is a great way to crash in an hour or two and feel shitty for the rest of the day.
[–] WileyECryote ago
We were served a beetus breakfast at a diabetes update at the hospital I work for.
"In the next 5 years 1 in 3 Americans will have the beetus"...you don't say...
[–] wowwhatafatty 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It is like every day of their "lives" is part of a game show called eat as much free food as possible. The prize is an early death.
[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yes, when I tell people I cut added sugar outof my diet I can see the discord in their fuming fat heads.