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[–] unicornslayer 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

It's revolting the way people go apeshit for massive desserts. If you're fucking two years old I get it but I'm constantly made fun of at work for eating 85% dark chocolate and passing on the multiple pieces of beetus fueled sheet cake for someone's b-day.

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[–] WileyECryote 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Gross work cake is the worst. Cowworkers look at you like you're crazy because you don't want to fill your body with bottom shelf beetus because "it's free".

The fats are a baffling subspecies.

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[–] dildonkers 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Man I wish it was just bottom shelf crap you could refuse. Today it's ultra extreme beetus cakes with half a dozen desserts rolled into one.

Everything needs fucking oreos AND nutella AND cheesecake all at once and people get pissed if you refuse their special obese hipster circlejerk cake.

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[–] unicornslayer 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's seriously unbelievable. It doesn't even taste all that good and it's half icing.

But it's breakfast that is the worst. When my company gives us free breakfast it's almost always bagels and donuts. The hams are baffled senseless why I wake up early to cook my own breakfast instead of sleeping in and eating at the office.

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[–] wowwhatafatty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It is like every day of their "lives" is part of a game show called eat as much free food as possible. The prize is an early death.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes, when I tell people I cut added sugar outof my diet I can see the discord in their fuming fat heads.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's so hard to get a good dark chocolate dessert but stuff with shitloads of sugar abounds. I don't even bother with anything that isn't chocolate because it's almost always just sugar. Fruit desserts are the worst, they just take something already sweet with fructose and dump sugar on it and stick it in some sort of pastry.

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[–] unicornslayer 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The reason they are hard to find is that hams are like children. Remember when you were four and wanted a giant chocolate Easter bunny over a piece of dark chocolate? Of course bc you're a kid. But normal adults refine their tastes. I want a nice glass or two of good wine over a shitty 1.5L. I want a nice piece of salmon and veggies over a massive plate of oily cheese/gravy fries. But hams never do that and rather than a light, flavor packed dark chocolate dessert they want an entire cookie cake loaded with M & Ms and whip cream.

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[–] mehmuffin ago 

I like to make brownies from scratch with dark chocolate. Even more fucking delicious than the beetus shit, and the chopped up chocolate mixed into the dry ingredients makes it into one vaguely molten chunk of joy. Never had it with less than five other people and only made it three times.

Well fucking made beetus food is just an elevated form of mockery to show them you can make better junk food than they've ever dreamed of and still stay 6' and 120lbs.

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[–] McDoublechins 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

6" and 120lbs is a bmi of 16.3. I get that this subvoat is for hating on fats, but we hate them in large part due to their unhealthy choices. Having an incredibly low bmi isn't as bad as being a fatass, but it isn't healthy in most cases either...