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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Like that would stop him.

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[–] tommychicago 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But it is the healthiest thing he ever ate

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[–] pasteldoberman 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Honestly I was considering one of those phone cases as a reward for hitting a weight goal of mind. Now I'm happy I picked something else.

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[–] FupaFungusFoe 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Had to resist... not taking a bite? The overwhelming urge (presumably knowing that it was plastic) was to not take a bite, but this thing had to resist that? They really don't develop past the oral fixation stage, do they?

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[–] blower85 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

fucking moron men of my generation that have bitch tits, can't get it up even if they had a model bent over in front of them cause they got so much damn estrogen in their body from all the fat cells and sit around all day playing Skyrim and eating pizza and dew.

Fuck you guys you give us all a bad name.