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[–] Dropkickbooties 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
I love her short description, '...I'm unemployed, and single.' Yeah, no kidding, why bother writing it, we already knew that. This is in the top three worst Lara Croft cosplays I've seen. I caught another one where the girl was definitely pushing 300 pounds, so this one misses out on the very worst spot, but not by much.
[–] ShortWarrior [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Is this the one you're thinking about?
https://slimgur.com/image/Eju
[–] Dropkickbooties 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Oh god! No! But it doesn't matter, we have a fricken winner! THAT is the worst Lara cosplay I've ever seen. I don't know if I should thank you, or smack you.
[–] Lilina 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Larda Kraft: Fridge Raider!
[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
She's unemployed and can afford all that shit behind her? And can afford to make/buy cosplay?
I smell 'disabilities'. Disability draining hams are the worst. Even worse than regular fatties.
[–] gabi-r 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She is portuguese and I've never heard of fat disability being a thing here. An ant of mine was once bedridden after surgery and didn't get disability pay, only sick leave for about two months. Doctors told her to hold still for three, so she used all her vacation days to stay in bed. I suspect family money, with mommy buying her everything. She is probably an only child
[–] ShortWarrior [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She ate her siblings.
[–] Officedrone 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Probably rich parents. Europe doesn't have disabilities for fatsos.
[–] Pandapopo 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She ain't raiding no tombs with that physique.
How about "Fridge Raider"?
[–] Lilina ago
She's raiding fridges every hour.
[–] Donutday ago
I'm at work, it's nightshift, my patients are all asleep and I just laughed so hard at that. Well done.
[–] vileneeds 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
lol~ single...
[–] SmokeyPal 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Actual audio of her interview. http://www.whaleacoustics.com/audio/track2.mp3
[–] ShortWarrior [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The laziest cosplay I've ever seen. All of her photos are in her room. Compare to the effort of the other featured cosplayers.
http://laracroftcosplay.com/menu/Featuredcosplayer.html