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[–] goatboy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
We need a new way to describe fat age. A dog year is about 7 normal human years or the amount of life it has expended relative to human life expectancy.
We need fat years or the amount of life these things exhaust relative to normal human years.
What do y'all think? Is 1 human year equal to about 3 fat years? If that's the case, then this creature is really 69, is probably drawing Social Security of some kind, and only has a few years left.