Posted by: FinallyLeftReddit
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[–] macadam88 1 point 71 points 72 points (+72|-1) ago
Absolutely she is. 23 stones = 322 pounds.
[–] Hannabis 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
lol damn it.. I came here to say that. Upvoated.
[–] Lilina 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
She has gained a stone every year.
[–] Wwanker 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
She's the Billy the Kid of hams
[–] Machine-Head 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
And 1 stone is 14 pounds which is 49000 extra calories Good grief.
[–] Machine-Head 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And 1 stone is 14 pounds which is 49000 extra calories Good grief.
[–] wtfomg77 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
u sure she's not 23 tons?
[–] Commxende 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nah, she wears a size 23.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
[–] MahLardy 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Living in the fatso paradise
[–] [deleted] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
[–] fitbit_bitch 2 points 3 points 5 points (+5|-2) ago
Aka the stupid club
[–] ILikeItDeep 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I love you for this comment.
[–] zucchini_girl 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
disgusting hog. I'm 23 now.. when I was younger I was afraid of growing up because that meant you turn into a lard-bucket. That's what they all say "just wait..." and "when i was your age.." no fuck you... Fat disfigures your body and face so much you could literally be 18-55 I don't fucking know.
[–] FinallyLeftReddit [S] 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
I'm 42 and look half her age.
[–] DoomMantia 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Wait... you look like an 11-year-old?
[–] AnoInc 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
23 is 58 in fat years.
[–] [deleted] 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
[–] rurulala 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I got told I would put on weight after I got married, and after I turned 25. I'm in better shape at 30 then I ever was at 25.
[–] Fattiesarefunny 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
With role models like Christie Brinkley out there (She's in her 60s), I plan to make fat bitches jealous well into my retirement. Shitlady for LIFE!!
[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
This is what I don't understand about the obesity epidemic. How the fuck do they get so fat so young?
[–] lava 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Yeah see, they're not a plague on society, they're medical marvels. /s
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
By constant out of control binge overeating. Duh. Her parents must have been absolutely horrible people. They obviously don't love her.
Of course if you asked her, she'd say she only eats 10 calories a months, runs 100 miles a day, and still gains weight.
[–] Sty1us 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's good let's have them all get so fat so young and then they can all go and die young. This "epidemic" will be over before it started! I hope.
[–] 2553361? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We also have to keep them from fucking each other and making more butterbeasts.
[–] FPSFairy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
By picking up terrible, TERRIBLE eating habits from their parents.
[–] theunrighteous 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Looks 46, will die by 25.
[–] 2558981? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She's 80 in hog years.
[–] B302LS 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
God damn. I would've guessed mid 40s. How does that thing look in the mirror and think "I look good. I look like like a 23 year old should look".
[–] BeetusTrainChooChoo 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
It's fucking 23 burgers a day with her mouth.
[–] misanthroat 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"Guys love my hawt floobs."