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[–] antiplebbitor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
You're so close to my solution. Except why bother to waste time and money trying to force these fat fucks to exercise? Execute them, render their lard into biodiesel, and use their cremated ashes as plant fertilizer.
Easier, cheaper, and would actually provide some benefit to the world...
[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
eh, maybe i'm a saint.
that reminds me - i need to buy some soap :-)