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[–] Hannabis 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
/v/FatHappened
Why do they make up such ridiculous stories?
"I wanted to gorge myself on greasy fries but all the shit waitress would bring me is healthy fruit. FML"
And of course it can't stand the taste and smell of real food, that oxygen thief can probably only tolerate food with MSG, Sodium Benzoate & Yellow no. 5.