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[–] antiplebbitor 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago (edited ago)
I ragequit at
DEATH to FUCKING HAMS!
Seriously. It's time to build ridiculously re-inforced steel scaffolds in the public square, weave some kevlar-carbon fiber ropes, and to hang these fucking subhuman beasts!
[–] Holden_Magroine 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Just poison the mountain dew supply.
[–] antiplebbitor ago
I had this idea already, but another supposed fitlord suggested that I not do so.
But I can hardly think of a more expedient final solution to the Ham Question...
[–] interflop 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Seriously, I get not liking certain fruits, but literally gagging at the sight of melon? I thought they were supposed to be adults, not picky 5 year-olds.
[–] BuckinHipster ago
Yeah that's actually stupid. I hate seafood but a lot of people I know really love it and give me shit for it but I still try it every now and then, especially new types of seafood or things like calamari.
[–] Lorgres 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I can understand if you don't like melon with prosciutto but no melon at all? Let's execute them the dwarven way... chopping of their heads with an axe just with a hammer instead of the axe and smashing instead of chopping off.... you get the idear
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[–] antiplebbitor 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I do utilize emphasis a lot. I thought that's what bolding/italicizing is about?
I also utilize all-caps for "death to hams" because I think it best conveys my sincerity.
Beyond sick of these subhuman pieces of filth littering this world. So beyond sick of them, fit-bro...