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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

Obviously a lie. Who serves cucumber with fruit?

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[–] inablackbox 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

For that matter, what kind of dish has both fries and fruit as available sides?

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[–] MeeblesMerble 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

A restaurant near where I live gives the option of fruit or fries with their sandwiches. It's not a fancy place at all but the food is good and the fruit sides are fresh and delicious.

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Breakfast can come with home fries or fruit.

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think places like Denny's and Perkins. You know it has to be somewhere that has 90% fried food, so they can say they have "healthy options" to appear like they care.

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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What's with hams' fascination with "fruit" anyways.

Fruit is loaded with sugar. An apple has 100 calories (compare to 8 calories in a cucumber).

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[–] antiplebbitor 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

If this maggotfuck ham gags at the smell of melons, I have no solution to offer except to execute it for being a subhuman maggot.

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[–] CyclopticTentacleCat ago 

I would take that option.