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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 39 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago
This is the stupidest post by a pork chop I've read. Do they really think it's believable?
[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago (edited ago)
And even if it was, wouldn't someone who relies on tips telling you "for the love of god, eat an apple every now and then instead of deep fried shit all the time" come across as a message that it's time to be less of a fatass?
I mean, yeah, the waitress would still be kind of a bitch, but I've never been told "Sir, really, you shouldn't have the side salad, I'm bringing you a twinkie." You'd have to be a whale on the verge of exploding for someone to react that way. Especially someone that wants your tips.
[–] Gimme_Shelter ago
Agree.
[–] diodine 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Well I mean, anythings believable when you believe you are a victim of UHHPRESSHUN!!
[–] Gimme_Shelter ago
True.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] Gimme_Shelter ago
Agree.
[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nah. It's a fabrication. On the "other" site, there'd be nearly identical stories told by hammies. Usually the variation is "salad" instead of "fruit" but it's all the same damn attention whoring story.
[–] Gimme_Shelter ago
Thanks. It sounded so fake.