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[–] pH_ 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I basically have a spicy pepper fetish.

This is all you need. It's $20 for 2oz of Carolina Reaper Puree. The Carolina Reaper is the current hottest pepper in the world at a wonderful 1.5-2 million scoviles.

I can handle habaneros without breaking a sweat, but ghost pepper burns like a motherfucker and Carolina Reaper is just straight up scary.

For scale, police pepper spray ranges from 500,000-5 million Scoville. Carolina Reaper is essentially mid-strength pepper spray concentrate.

Near-guaranteed results if you spike food with this:

  • Screaming and crying. Not "owww hot hot hot" but literal screaming and crying.

  • Vomiting. Very high chance that someone who hasn't built up a tolerance for spicy things will barf it back up. This has the bonus of spreading capsaicin (the spicy burny part of hot peppers) into their nasal cavity and across their lips. It will burn, with no chance for relief, for 5-30 minutes.

  • Diarrhea. It is just as hot on the way out, so later that day they'll have a flaming asshole.

  • If they get any of it on their hands and touch any sensitive skin - genitals, face, eyes - it will be almost exactly like getting pepper sprayed.

All of these effects except vomiting I have personally experienced and I have witnessed the vomiting. It's the reaper for a reason, would recommend 10/10

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[–] 2541604? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't fear the reaper OP

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[–] Duke_of_Dung 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I like the way you think!

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[–] pH_ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because pepper spray is mixed with propylene glycol and under pressure in a can, and there's a high chance of pepper spraying yourself + I don't even know if you could cook with it. Plus, if she sues, it's much more defensible to say you like hot peppers than it is to say you need pepper spray to feel the burn.