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[–] friendguy13 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

The STEEL AND CONCRETE stairwell shifts, groans, bangs, and struggles against her enormous weight stampeding up and down its frame.

Jesus...

Also is she still stealing food?

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[–] Syphrosyne [S] 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Yeah. Slenderella had some leftovers (almost an entire pizza that she hoped would last her a few days) go missing in one night, even though she wrote her name on it. My cupcakes that I made for my ceramics class also were short a couple of items after I left them in the fridge overnight.

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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Sounds like you need to make a batch of ghost pepper, habenero chicken wings soon...

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Pro-tip store your cupcakes with me, I totes promise to guard them ;)

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[–] trap_queen 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fatties are always stealing food!! It's in their greedy nature!