A little background: My best friend is a nurse, and this experience turned her into a shitlord. She used to be a sympathizer, but after this experience she saw the light.
So a hugeee lady comes in the hospital complaining of inflammation of her nether regions, and how she's having problems peeing. The gyno is called in for her expertise because the ham seems to be in a ton of pain. The beast had to be at least 400lb and about 5'5" and her husband was about half her weight and only an inch taller. As the doctor is asking questions, it's revealed that this lady has been trying to conceive a child for quite some time (they're both about mid twenties). So this lady has a huge fupa and the gyno couldn't lift it up without some help, so my best friend lifts up this huge amount of fat just so the gyno can look at this ham's vag. When the nurse lifts the flab, there's a huge blue-green flaky line horizontally across her body underneath her fupa.
The gyno is freaking out, she's never seen this type of mold on a human before and she's worried that it's causing the hambeast's pain. She's inspecting it and finds that it flakes right off the skin. She asks the ham about it and the ham explains it's from the broom. Wait...what? The ham explains that her husband can't reach her vagina to conceive a child, so the husband's mother takes a broom, shoves it under the ham's fupa and lifts it up so the husband can penetrate her. So the husband's mother has been doing this so often with the blue green broom, that the paint has started to chip away and stick to the ham's skin.
Can we let that sink in for a moment? This woman is so fat, her husband's mother has to help them have sex...with a broom!!!!
Needless to say, after that my friend lost all respect for humongous people.