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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 32 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago
It's fucking sad that the only form of exercise hams can relate to is the urgent-diarrhea-dash.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
[–] FupaFungusFoe 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I anticipate not many fatties can get through the urgent-diarrhea-dash.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
AKA "Green apple quickstep"
[–] BloodTypeRagu 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Pretty sure they eat their burrito supremes while on the toilet. Two birds, one stone.
[–] The_Penis_Wizard 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I don't think they're capable of reaching the toilet. Probably just have a tarp laid out.
[–] l23r 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Even if they could run to the toilet to have their 'runs' they would break it upon sitting down. That's why they do the Waffle Stomp.
[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's messed up that I think this is true for a lot of them. :/
[–] BMI9000 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Scoot to the shower after 4 beef burrito supremes, 1 gallon of beetus juice, 5 chicken supreme tacos and dessert*
[–] TheBlueMarker 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I chuckled out loud at this.
[–] geneticsaurus_rex 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Now we all know Hammies don't run, not even to the bathroom. It's more convenient for them to shit their pants than it is for them to get up during an episode of "My 600-lb Life" . Disgusting subhuman filth.
[–] BeetusCrisco 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I choked at your username and now I must add it to the Teeheesaurus.