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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

And don't forget, fat privilege is having the world cater to your gluttony, while being able to scream "opppreshun!!!" the whole time ;)

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[–] lava 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Seriously, we need to start our own movement. I feel like the only restaurants that have human-sized portions now are the upscale ones that cost $200 for a dinner.

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[–] Jessee 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Funny, I was thinking the same thing, a chain of restaurants for people who wanna eat healthy and decent sized meals, like plenty of fresh veggies/fruits, with maybe some chicken/fish, such a thing literally does not exist, all you can find for a quick snack is fast food

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[–] MolotovCocktail 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Or restaurants that serve tapas

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

When I'm roped into going to some chain place like Olive Garden I always just split it with my SO. It's way too much food. It's ridiculous.

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[–] pao_is_a_tranny 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago  (edited ago)

she has to buy a FUCKING CHILD'S COSTUME for me because they don't make them small enough in adult sizes

This, ladies and gentlemen, is 100% our fault. It started with women. How many times have you make fun of your room-mate/girlfriend because she was buying in the kids section, eh? Now, it's happening also to men.

I hope we all enjoy our future of Peppa Pig sweaters, and Spongebob underwear.

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[–] Tozetre 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Swole privilege is looking pretty good in anything. I will rock the Peppa Pig and Spongebob combo.

Join me, shitlords, in the next level; cast off your humanity and lift yourself higher. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!

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[–] l23r 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Right now I'm wearing an Angry Birds shirt. It literally says TEAM AWESOME on it. Yup; we are :)

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[–] Jessee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Already rocking the spongebob underwear and halfway to being proper swole, I'm getting there!

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I need a time machine.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol, as I sit here wearing my Jeff Saturday (Colt's era) jersey from the kid's section. :D

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[–] Pulsar 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Welcome to 'Merica. Where the feefees run rampant and the beetus flows freely. Vanity sizing is disgusting. As is fitness companies making running shorts in size 40. It appears Lululemon has gone HAES.

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[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

running shorts in size 40

That's like...an oxymoron.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Isn't it? I'm always amazed at how many fat women are walking around in workout gear. Perfect hair and makeup, of course.

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[–] stupidlikeafox 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Kids meal with 6 nuggets!? When I was a kid it was 4!

( just had a quick google and alot of aussie chains still do 4 nuggets, thank jesus. As a child I would only eat 2 or 3 or just eat the edges)

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[–] Jessee 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah that's kinda overkill since they deepfry them in pure oil,salt and lard

I can eat like 15 nuggets in one sitting but I don't deepfry them, actually very yummy when you put them in the oven and very healthy too :D

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[–] wuziwu ago 

oohh thanks for the tip.

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[–] l23r 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

just eat the edges

I used to do the same thing! Never heard of anyone else doing that until now.

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[–] stupidlikeafox ago 

Haha you get all the crunchy bits, no gristle

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[–] Chicup 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My kid eats an adult sized meal now, hes 10. Hes very healthy weight. Its just using your head as a parent.

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[–] pegassist 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I believe the "Happy Meal" has 4, but the "Mighty Kids Meal," which is supposed to be for older children? That one has 6.

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[–] WhiteTigerScream 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was stoked a few weeks ago, got some nice golf shirts for $3 per in the children's clearance section.

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[–] BarrelchestBuffpunch 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

holy shit this is getting out of hand. I just hope it stays the fuck out of europe.

I wish there was a way to make the atlantic wider.

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[–] pao_is_a_tranny 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I wish there was a way to make the atlantic wider.

It's happening, 2,5cm each year.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's not fast enough. A fat's waist size increases faster than that.

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[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

0:58 - Put two of them up your ass, and give me 4 chicken McNuggets.

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[–] Beengalas 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I had an shop assistant recommend me the children/teenage department in the store next door a few months ago while buying a simple white t-shirt. This store was Dressman and I am 181 cm at 82 kg and their SMALL is to big!

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