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[–] Syphrosyne 0 points 91 points (+91|-0) ago 

Although this seems like something a fatty would post, this is too spoofy to be real. Pretty sure this is a troll.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago 

The only way you can really tell is that she says they look better after losing weight and that excessive food will cause weight gain. Fatties believe neither of these to be true.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Except when they tell somebody to eat a burger because they're too skinny.

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

I noticed the poster specifically mentioned very carby foods. Eating too many carbs will make you gain, which is something a fatty doesn't know even if they are a chef.

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[–] Volcris 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This makes me think she isn't a fatty. I think she is an entitled bitch who is used to being to center of attention, now has 5-10 extra pounds and her friends look hotter so she wants the spotlight back. I doubt anyone involved is a true obeast.

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[–] maxk42 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They did in 2013.

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I don't know what is real, but I hate it, nevertheless.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Have you ever seen that show Bridezillas? This sounds exactly like what one of this psychos would do if they were fat.

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[–] devoresekk 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think we're reaching the point where some of the things fatties say are so absurd, it's actually hard to tell if they're trolling unless you're right there to hear them say it.

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[–] dutchguy7 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

No time to lose weight? Fucking eat less, if anything you'll gain some time not eating 5 sandwiches.

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[–] getfitroxana 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

When I lost weight, I suddenly had hours of more productive time to write (because I'm an actual author, unlike this hog) because I spent less time eating, as well as having more energy and less mental fog. But don't tell a teletubby that or they'll have a meltdown.

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[–] SinCityMayor 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Did I ever tell you to avoid fat brides? Avoid fat brides.

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[–] FriedrichNietzsche 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Avoid fat.

Fixed

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[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Has time to hold all these parties and things, but no time to eat healthy and do a bit of exercise?

Definite troll.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Came to post this.

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[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I keep wanting to think this is fake, but I've seen women say a bridesmaid got pregnant just to steal their wedding spotlight. (Ham bride, thin bridesmaid with belly bump.) so....I can't put much past them.

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[–] Super_Kapowzler 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sunday night football parties, attended by chicks, don't exist. Sorry.

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[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Umm, I'm not sure where you live but where I am the wives often host and participate in the Sunday football parties. It begins at college football level, the women in my office and I still talk about our college football teams and our local NFL team (Texans). Sure we aren't as involved in stats, but we watch the games and tailgate and follow them and all of that jazz. :)

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Pay the husbands $20 a week to bring home KFC... jesus christ.

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[–] flclimber 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I wouldn't take home KFC for $100 per week, and I'm a single guy in college.

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

(This is fake but just to play along)

What husband is going to sabotage his wife's weight loss for $20? Most husbands are happy to see their wife have a nice figure.

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[–] RedditThoughtPolice 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This has to be fake.

Please god, let this be fake.

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