Posted by: Syphrosyne
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[–] Syphrosyne [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Sounds like my stepmother! Zing!
No but seriously, that's most of her daily caloric intake and she won't listen to me when I tell her how calorific her Pinot Grigio is. But then again, shes a fatty under the assumption that you can't drink calories.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's why I gave up wine altogether. Well, that and the raging hangover too many glasses will leave me with. Bleh.
[–] Jessee 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Better switch to drugs, no calories there!
[–] Syphrosyne [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Vodka's the way to go if you want to get drunk for as few calories as possible. Only 80 calories per shot, which for alcohol is not that bad. And everyone knows vodka is everyone's best friend <3
[–] 2479855? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A "glass" (125-150ml) of the right wine goes great with a nice meal, you don't have to drink it to excess (drunkenness). I'll never give up my wine.
[–] hypercat ago
Gahhh. I would die. My bf is a bartender but won't give me anything but wine because he says I am not good with liquor (which is true). Sometimes he tests drinks on me at home, but mostly wine.