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[–] Corruption22 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

As a confectioner I overhear a lot of hams saying to their friends "Ugh I hate cake" or "I don't like doughnuts". Bitch, please. I try not to laugh every time. I made some cupcakes yesterday and one ham just went up to them and started spewing "omgomgomgomgomg....!!!!" They aren't even good because they're so highly processed that they taste as vile as they look. And don't get me started on fat fucks both young and old mashing their sausage fingers on the glass, banging it in longing. Have some self control in public at least.

One of the worst was the ham who actually "tee hee"'d at me when she said "I'll probably eat all 3 in one sitting! tee hee!". I shivered it was so vulgar. That's easily 1300 calories right there. I live off of that in a day you childish cow.