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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I prefer blueberries, although they do have a strong effect,on the color of my poop. Seriously. If you want green poo, eat a few handfuls of fresh blueberries. If you want black poo, eat a lot of them. Might come in handy if you ever want to convince someone you have internal bleeding...

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Noted! I've read about this before.

So let's see... How to convince someone you're dying: Beets + black beans + blueberries + red wine = signs of upper and lower digestive tract bleeding as well as blood in the urine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfUM5xHUY4M

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Mix some asparagus in there for the odor, anyone else have the gene?

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[–] Viropher ago 

Make your piss any color by eating one or two of those easter egg dye tablets.

Behold mortals, I piss the sky!

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or pop some iron supplements for the black poop.

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[–] rurulala 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

having been on iron supplements for years (hello iron deficiency anaemia), I will add this- some people will not poop at all...

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[–] Anon22-22 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Has that ever been a goal of yours?

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No, but it's nice to know I have the option.