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[–] DessertFox 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

If they ask where the raspberries are, or why the strawberries are not fresh, its me.

Seriously, one of my local stores will sell strawberries after they start going bad. They last like 2 days, tops. And the raspberries; good luck, those overpriced bits of delicious ruby are worth all the pain I put myself through.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I prefer blueberries, although they do have a strong effect,on the color of my poop. Seriously. If you want green poo, eat a few handfuls of fresh blueberries. If you want black poo, eat a lot of them. Might come in handy if you ever want to convince someone you have internal bleeding...

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or pop some iron supplements for the black poop.

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[–] Anon22-22 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Has that ever been a goal of yours?

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[–] BingoButts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fuck yeah. Berries are the one thing I won't grow anywhere near home because the birds get to them and paint the neighborhood purple with their shits. Tomatoes, asparagus, sweet corn, and various greens and beans are fine. Berries I will happily let someone far away deal with growing.

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[–] knitshitlady ago 

There's a fruit stand near me with unbelievable prices on berries like $1.50 for a pint of raspberries or $1 for a huge thing of blueberries but the thing is they sell them so cheap cause they're beginning to go bad. so I just buy a bunch and freeze it. I've been eating blueberry oatmeal made with the frozen berries I got there for the past week and it's amazing

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Mmmmm, raspberries!! I'm fed by a tube to bypass my broken stomach and can't eat without vomiting but I fucking love raspberries and give zero fucks that I throw them up a few hours later (hell, I get to taste them twice! It's a bonus really.)

I got so sick of paying the ridiculous prices for a tiny punnet at the supermarket that I eventually made my husband plant 5 canes of our own. Best decision ever!!

(Although we quickly learned to keep super fine mesh over them to keep the fucking wasps and birds from destroying them!)

They're even more amazing when home-grown. I thought I loved them before but I'm basically an addict now we grow our own!

I make an amazing raspberry coulis and cream cheese frosted cake too, it's the perfect mix of rich, creamy, slightly sweet and tart. Especially when you drizzle extra coulis over each slice just before eating it *drools*.

My husband has been a type 1 diabetic since he was a little kid and can't stand anything super sweet, especially cakes. When I came up with the coulis cake for his birthday last year it was the first time I ever saw him go back for a second slice. I was pretty pleased with myself!!

It's truly heavenly though. Fresh, homemade raspberry coulis is to die for!!

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[–] poodog 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I planted a bunch of berry bushes out back... aside from the constant bee harassment, I am drowning in that shit.

I highly recommend it.

Strawberries however are actual work, and take 2 years or so to pay out properly.