A quick background - I've been in good shape most of my life, but in the last year and a half or so I let myself go; no excuse, just laziness. I got to be a fat fuck and was pissed at myself so around April I resolved to get back into good shape and - surprise, I did despite it being so haaaaaaaard you guyssssss - and I've been feeling good.
There's a guy at work who's a total ham. He's only known me in the past year or so, so he only knew me as overweight until recently. He's probably about 5'6", 240 pounds. So a bunch of us are sitting at lunch today - we're an office - and over his mouthfuls of cookie crumbs he says to me "do you have AIDS?" I was pretty thrown off by this because I'm a pretty good natured guy but we're not exactly pals, so I just chuckled it off with "Why would I have AIDS?" He replies with "you look sick. Do you not eat anymore?" as I'm in the process of eating a sandwich. "Nah, I still eat, I just had some weight to lose."
He gets into an argument with me about healthy weight. "You don't look healthy" despite me being in the best shape of my life. I tell him "I weigh 190 pounds, I'm not exactly anorexic" and he replies "Yeah, but you're tall. I weigh more than you." (I'm 6'2"). So I shitlord back "yeah, and how's that working out for you?" A girl says I'm being harsh and I point out that he attacked me too. So he tells me to eat a hamburger (lol) and leaves to go downstairs. About 5 minutes later another girl, a small fat herself, says "you know, you should really apologize to him." I replied "Fine, I'll just catch up to him, he's probably only halfway down the stairs." I thought that was a clever line, but no one else did!
So apparently either the small fat or someone else complained to my boss that I was making offensive fat jokes, despite being told I look like AIDS for being a healthy, normal weight. I get written up with a probationary warning about office conduct. It's a total farce and won't mean anything, but the nerve of insecure fat fucks to run and cry about retaliation is frustrating.