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[–] Crobb 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't bother trying to join, fatty. Your condishuns will prevent you from enlisting.

And even if you do make it in, I know from expereince that you will fall out of every company run because years of being fat have damaged your hips, knees, and ankles so much that it hurts to run for only a few minutes. That, or you sham extra hard and get on profiile for "back pain" and never do unit PT. You'll claim to do PT on your own at the gym, but you don't. You show up to first formation and fall out right after roll call and run off to the shoppette and stuff yourself with Burger King.

Eventually, you get medboarded out of the army, having been a big waste of time, money, and effort.

I know your type. The army doesn't need you and I don't want you in my section.