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[–] theunrighteous 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

"You are a disgusting fat-body, Private Pile!!"

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[–] TimTamSlam 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

*Husky

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[–] Randomninja 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

It " lost 45 lbs" and it's still grossly fat

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It lost half of my entire bodyweight and is still enormous... It's not entering the military anytime soon!!

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[–] SwissChocolate 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Jeez, how short are you?

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[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Could only be used to attack food supplies

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[–] TurboSquid 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I was going to say! It claims to have "lost" 45lbs and still looks like that? Was it 350+ to start with?

Maybe it meant 4.5lbs?

Disgusting.

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[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She probably didn't weigh herself, she didn't see a fold that slipped under another fold and guessed.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I do little cheats here and there to keep myself focused

Looks like she's cheating between every meal

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

"I shoot a little heroin now and again to keep myself clean." "I do a few shots now and then to stay sober." Gee, fatlogic is fun.

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[–] OnlyReadsFPH 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Somebody needs to watch Full Metal Jacket

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[–] Nyx 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I would pay a retarded amount of money to watch Sgt. Hartman tear that disgusting hambeast a new asshole.

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[–] Syphrosyne [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] 2453457? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

R. Lee Ermey is a genuine shitgod.

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[–] MuhCundishins 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He was an actual drill sergeant in the past

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[–] eueueu 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Does the army need a dummy to test their armored recovery vehicle?

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[–] green_man 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My guess was ballast for naval warships.

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[–] DeadHorseStick 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They don't let things like that in the military.

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[–] Syphrosyne [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That is inexcusable. Letting a fat shit fat up the army is one step bellow letting the enemy join up and putting him in charge of top secret files. It's like renting a log cabin to a family of termites. It's like hiring a third world doctor to do brain surgery. It's like giving the keys to your car to a valet who also happens to be a junkie. It's not funny. It's a fucking sign of decay. It's an invitation to your enemies to have a poke or two.

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[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was going to comment to that effect. Military family and have lived in the vicinty of several bases. I dont know why im still suprised by them. I used to think, nah thats some dependant wearing a family members shirt...or maybe ex military and kept the diet and lost the activity.... but nope. How do the pass PT or whatever its called? Isnt measuring waistline and body ratios a thing?

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[–] Rokuah 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Looks like someone found the waiver baby.

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[–] Crobb 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't bother trying to join, fatty. Your condishuns will prevent you from enlisting.

And even if you do make it in, I know from expereince that you will fall out of every company run because years of being fat have damaged your hips, knees, and ankles so much that it hurts to run for only a few minutes. That, or you sham extra hard and get on profiile for "back pain" and never do unit PT. You'll claim to do PT on your own at the gym, but you don't. You show up to first formation and fall out right after roll call and run off to the shoppette and stuff yourself with Burger King.

Eventually, you get medboarded out of the army, having been a big waste of time, money, and effort.

I know your type. The army doesn't need you and I don't want you in my section.

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