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[–] nikesandheels 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

"A little bathroom break doesn't seem to have a negative effect on his results." Then eyeball your husband appreciatively. Then eyeball her speculatively, with a slight head-tilt of condescension. Nothing like a little bit of jealousy to bring on the whale tears.

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[–] l23r 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

This. Make sure you put an emphasis on the HIS results while looking at him dreamily, before turning to look at her with a look of disgust.

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[–] ShelleytheFox 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Gotta love those non-verbals.